i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me
like
ah yes. i have pleased you
i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me
like
ah yes. i have pleased you
It’s quiet on tumblr… too quiet…
Kahlan Amnell has the greatest hair of all time. It is known.
Somebody put yahoo on the left guy and tumblr on the other guy!
I don't have friends.
All my friends are dead.
All my friends are dead.
All my friends are dead.
I want to eat all my friends.
All of my friends want to eat me
“You guys are really obsessed with these Pokémon fusions.”
Bitch
be
My school had this week called, “I Believe” Week and one of the days was “I believe in my story.”
People wrote on these note cards starting with “If you really knew me you would know that…”
Some of these notecards said:
- “If you really knew me, you’d know that I was raped by my older brother everday.”
- “If you really knew me, you’d know that my mom is a heroin addict and it’s tearing my family apart.”
- “If you really knew me, you’d know that I had cancer when I was 5 and people made fun of me because I was different and didn’t have hair.”
- “If you really knew me, you’d know that I was sexually harassed and abused as a child.
- “If you really knew me, you’d know that I suffer from depression and I’ve attempted suicide.”
- If you really knew me, you’d know that I got into a car crash with my best friend and I held her in my arms, blood everywhere. RIP.
When people came up to read these note cards, a lot of them started crying. It made many people realize that everyone has a story and that you’re not alone.
i wanna do this
wow
everyone needs to share this, it’s so powerful
ah I did this at camp it’s really great to know you’re not alone
I never say “I’m hungry, let’s eat”. I just shout: “FOOOOOOOOOOD” and expect that people will join me.
theweepingangelwhofellforburgers:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Tumblr asks the real questions
Everyone on this website is a phycopath I swear
*psychopath. Do your research.
*Sociopath. Do yours.
Alright Sherlock, don’t make me get Mummy.
Are YOU my mummy?
No, your mummy is dead because she burned up on the ceiling
I thought she was murdered by you-know-who?
this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life
oh my fucking god
I don’t think anybody was fucking that night
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
Jumanji (The Animated Series) - 1996